I had to play that part, but I needed a plan. Then, I flew away with Baby Yoda back to earth and that’s why I haven’t done my homework or my chores this week, mom. She even built a little house on her deck so that our food would not get rained on, and she gave each of us a name. Today has already been ruined because when I got downstairs for breakfast, my little brother had eaten the last of my favorite cereal. Then found a pipe in the cabinet that led to the pantry. She makes me keep her secrets by threatening to smother me with a pillow while I’m sleeping. After that, you then write your monologue as normal dialogue. This dream was NOT an ordinary dream. Announcing the Winners of the 2020 TSL Free Screenplay Contest! Yes, Santa gives us a nice home, but it’s in the North Pole and we have to share it with three other elf families. (Looks around, pause.) Everything is going as planned. Its creepy out here. I blushed and thanked her. Every single question you ask I put my hand straight up, so I can answer, no one else does, just me! Seriously? She’s going to announce to everyone that I’ve failed. So thirsty. Except where otherwise posted, the monologues we provide on this site are free to use for I guess now animals are supposed to go and look at people! However…and this is the bad thing about Sam…he likes to play tricks on me when it’s dark. I pretend to love my job, since I work for less than minimum wage, and my boss would fire me if I even suggested a raise. Here, I’ll show you. But I write interesting stories, almost as good as Harry Potter, if I say so myself, but you still give her a better mark! We are students who want college classes in grade school. As the puppeteer, you will likely face criticism in the outside world. Get inspired by these monologues and then write your screenplay in 5 weeks with this effective guide. I DON’T THINK SO! Okay, thank you.” short pause “Guys, the operator said that she probably is okay. Get some tummy rubs and treats. (coughs into her arm and looks down) Wait… Where are my hands! And it’s always a surprise, so 9 times out of 10, the coffee gets knocked out of my hand and spills all over them. Sure, maybe dumping all the Whos’ presents off the side of Mt. Hey, why aren’t there any posters hung up in Ms. Daniel’s room? Gender: Any I was the one that opened the box. I like your bike too. Hey man, briing ya red nose over here… AYE MAN, I said bring ya RED NOSE over here! And a laundry washer…’cause I don’t wanna do them anymore! I guess I will just have to shut up and act normal. Peach isn’t the only skin colour to exist, or maybe people just say it’s ‘skin colour’, because they think it’s the only one that looks good on their drawings. I’m taller than you, little hobbit.” Shut Up Colin! I screamed and she came running out the door asking if I was alright. I read the novel, but this question doesn’t make any sense. Description: A student freaks out when her teacher supposedly dies on a Zoom call. We love that! Okay, well I guess a lot of people don’t. By: Kate Dyer, Georgia, USA, Age 12 Sally Rumplefrumple… No, I don’t, um, I don’t know where she lives. However, they told me that in order to have it, I would have to give up my most prized possession: my paci. They did not always come back. And as a reward, no homework. There is barely any left from last time! By: Eli Whittier, Oklahoma, USA, Age 10 (Little Red Riding Hood walks in place pantomiming holding a basket during this monologue.). Maybe my perfect day will happen tomorrow. By: Aubrey Schweder, Age 12, South Carolina, USA By: Cadence K., Carman, Manitoba, Canada, Canada, Age 12 Genre: Comedic You’re probably going to wind up homeless like your older brother Leo.” But I will prove them wrong. When humans aren’t looking, we actually move. (Pause.) By: Emma Farmer, Age 12, South Carolina, USA No. He hates Mike. And as I get into the car what happens, but my favorite song comes on! Heck, I bet they make like a gazillion dollars a day! Sat in all the chairs and broke one, and didn’t clean up. Hi, granny. Genre: Comedic I just got rid of those rats for you. Since I would be starting preschool the next year, my parents decided it was time to be rid of the paci. Her older sister, Angelica, has been nicer, and so has her little sister Peggy. Oh my god…I’m grinding my teeth. Faces morphs into sour taste face, and then disgust, and then horror, and then spitting out every last bit of the stuff, gagging and choking and eventually recovering). She ignored me too. But that turned out to be the least of my problems. One little step but… I never do. I’m definitely an adult now! Fine. Description: Pegasus explains that being famous is not all it’s cracked up to be. You’d never believe me if I told you who she got to pull it. We don’t eat much anymore. (Winks at audience.) Sure, I would not mind being an older sister for once, but I already have enough problems with my other two sisters. Gender: Male I’m like, talk to my lawyer dude. Genre: Comedic Looking for something specific? At all. (Looks down at her basket. Stop shouting! No more working from sunup to sundown without so much as a snickerdoodle break! I guess I’ll just turn it in. for Men, Shakespeare's Monologues Why do you think our stepmother told us to come out here and look for dad? And I just feel as I – Hello? That’s the magic starting to work. Gender: Female I even memorized the state bird for every place in America! Too bad for you, I’m Spritey O’Doodle. That thing is not meant to be indoors or near people. I also mopped the tile floor in the living room, washed the dishes, bathed the cat, polished all the mirrors, took out the trash, finished all my homework for the next week, and booked your next appointment to the, the… podiatrist. Third Place Winner! Counting down the minutes until I fail this test. It is physically impossible for something to turn into something it is not. Gender: Female Description: A young girl tries to find a unique way to pull out her loose tooth. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Description: The Pied Piper threatens the townspeople if the Mayor doesn’t pay him. I thought he was a good guy! Maybe, I should talk to her and tell her how I feel. I've acted many times but I still get nervous right before I go on. Freedrama provides SHORT SKITS COMEDY SCRIPTS (funny, silly plays with humor) MONOLOGUES with 100% free script previews DUOLOGUES (2 actor scripts), SCHOOL PLAYS for teachers and students. Third Place Winner Genre: Comedic Don’t think being a tree is all good, though. Tinsel, remember when he made you clean Dasher’s stall after he got into that barrel of chocolate? Gender: Any Anyway, we were swept away to the Royal Ball where my lady danced the night away with a very handsome prince. Apparently, all these items are now on display at an intergalactic museum so other life forms can see how humans live. Description: A kid makes a confession about their secret love. Description: A middle-schooler talks about racism among children/kids from their point of view, in front of their class for an English assignment. Yesterday morning, the big lady human used me to stir cream into her coffee, and it wasn’t just because all the spoons were dirty like spoon said. I know, I know, mom. No one had gotten in there yet. This HAD to be an Xbox! By: Dillon Hammell, Age 12, South Carolina, USA Anyway, they have this strict policy that if you’re not awake at mealtime, too bad so sad. It’s just little things that don’t seem racist as a kid, until you’re way older, and then you realise, wow (pause), the world sucks. Well Carol, there was a part of the box that contained a packet that said, and I quote Carol, silica gel pack do not eat end quote, and well Carol I feel like that’s being a little bit controlling some might call that how you say (pause) communism. So, Cheryl asked me to watch her puppy, Oscar. It’s them thoughtless, selfish humans!!! By: Lauren H., Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, Age 16 If you had just left me on my rock and MINDED your own BUSINESS, you’d probably still have your frickin’ house! He’s been avoiding me because he knew I liked her but then he goes on to say that he always liked her, too. Santa has not been good to us elves. Gender: Male or Female Alexa is always listening. Hullo! You’re probably thinking, Alex, you have to be real, how else would you be talking? Genre: Dramatic Not something like HD 189733-B.
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